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The Portlandian, the Internet's premier source of Tonya News

November 12, 2004 Edition - ANNUAL BIRTHDAY EDITION
(C) 2004 Portland Ice Skating Society
http://www.geocities.com/portice
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It's that time of year again. And although we haven't got a
present for Tonya we have got one for Tonyaphiles, namely another
issue packed with news of our favorite skater/boxer. In this
issue we announce a new Tonya web site, find out what happened to
Shawn Eckardt (and no, he's not putting in for the James Bond
role now that Brosnan's retiring), expose a previously
undisclosed gangster connection to the Tonya/Nancy incident, and
discover what Tonya has in common with the Governor of California
(or "Kalivornia" as he prefers to call it), amongst other things.


NEW OFFICIAL TONYA WEB SITE TO MAKE ITS DEBUT

First up, we are pleased to report that Tonya will soon once
again have an official web site. Linda Lewis informs us that the
site will probably go on-line next week. It will be located at:

http://www.therealtonya.com

Needless to say this development is long overdue, as Tonya has
been without an official web presence since she was sold out by
Portland cyberpimp Jim Maxey in 1999.

We've also finally done a long-overdue update of our FAQ as well
to include all the developments in Tonya's life in recent years:

http://www.geocities.com/portice/tonyafaq.htm


TONYA DRESS FOR AUCTION

An alert Tonyaphile has informed us that one of Tonya's dresses
is up for auction, in this case the black one with gold trim that
she wore in Albertville in 1992:

http://www.albersheims.com/auction/displayitem.php?item=9&categor
y=Live%20Auction

It's described as being in near mint condition and coming with a
letter of authenticity signed by Tonya herself. Bidding closes on
November 18 (US time), though it's likely to prove expensive as
already one bid of $1000 has been received.


MEDIA ROUNDUP

There's not been much news about Tonya recently, but that's about
to change. Linda tells us that Tonya has just finished a full
interview and photo layout for "Glamour" magazine of the UK which
will come out in January 2005.

There's also an interesting article in Willamette Week today
about Tonya:

http://www.wweek.com/print.php?story=5693

Although much of it covers territory that regular followers of
Tonya will already be familiar with, it reveals that Tonya has
taken up archery and that her daily training routine consists of
six miles (10 km) of running, plus a few hours of weights,
sparring and punching-bag work.

"I have put everything behind me," she says. "Whatever I do, I do
to the best of my ability."

"Will I ever get a fair shake?" Tonya asks. We have to wonder.

In addition to the stuff about Tonya, Gillooly and his galoots
also get a mention. Seems he managed to wangle that assault
charge on his previous wife down to a lesser charge and just got
some probation. He's also found yet another woman who's a sucker
for his BS and is currently working as a car salesman.

Would you buy a used car from this guy? Apparently some people
would.


THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS

More interestingly, the article also discloses what happened to
Shawn Eckardt, Portland's portly "international man of mystery"
who engineered the plot. It appears that like Gillooly he did the
name-change thing and is now operating a computer networking
company in a run-down Gresham apartment complex under the name
Brian Sean Griffith.

His company's web site can be viewed at www.appliedinfosys.com,
complete with it's slogan "imagineering the future" (and if that
doesn't just reek of clichéd late-90's dot-bomb corporate
claptrap, what does?). Oddly enough for a computer networking
specialist, though, there's no e-mail address on the site that we
could find.

There's a song that reminds us of Eckardt. It's called "Something
Big" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. It's about a guy called
"Speedball" who lives in a seedy hotel overlooking a porno movie
theater. He's always getting mysterious phone calls and going out
to mysterious meetings. The chorus goes:

and it wasn't no way to carry on,
it wasn't no way to live,
but he could put up with it for a little while,
coz he was workin' on Something Big

That pretty much describes Shawn. Always "workin' on Something
Big" rather than getting a life. We suspect that in another ten
years he'll probably be in another seedy apartment block working
on another "big project".

Of course, it could all be just a front for a "black op" he's
running for the CIA...


BREWING UP A STORM

The past few months saw the southern part of the United States
hammered by bad weather. It seemed that no sooner than one
hurricane left than another one came along. Which got us thinking
- has there ever been a "Hurricane Tonya"?

Well, no. There's never been a Tonya, though there was a Tanya in
1995. The U.S. government's National Hurricane Center explains
all about the naming of hurricanes. There are standard lists of
names that they recycle every few years, except in the case of
major storms when the names get "retired" and replaced with new
ones to avoid confusion. Tanya is due to be re-used in 2007:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

And although there's no Tonya, there is a Nancy.

We here at the Special Duties Section think it's grossly unfair
that there's a Nancy but no Tonya. It's just another example of
her getting ripped off by the establishment. "Tonya" would be
such an appropriate name for a hurricane.

We suggest that Tonyaphiles lobby the NHC to have Tonya put on
the list next time they're adopting new names.


AT THE BOOKSTORE: THE BULLFIGHTER CHECKS HER MAKEUP

This book by Susan Orlean, subtitled "My Encounters With
Extraordinary People", features interviews (many of which
appeared previously in the New Yorker magazine) with over 35
interesting people ranging from designer Bill Blass to 15-
minutes-of-fame 80's pop star Tiffany and a 1960's girl group
with the unfortunate name of The Shaggs. And one of the chapters,
"Figures In A Mall" is of interest to us as it deals with Elaine
Stamm's Tonya Harding fan club in Portland. As such it's unique
in that it's one of the few articles about Tonya that
concentrates on Tonyaphiles rather than Tonya herself and offers
an interesting insight into how they handled the crisis and the
sort of people they were.

Orlean describes how she came to write about this subject in the introduction
to the book:

"Writing about Tonya Harding was a different kind of challenge.
She had been in the news constantly after the attack on Nancy
Kerrigan, and it was hard to imagine that there was a story
left about her that hadn't already been told and retold. But I
had noticed that all the newspaper stories mentioned she was
from Portland, Oregon, which wasn't true: She was from
the exurbs twenty miles or so outside of Portland. Because I
used to live in Oregon, I knew the two places were entirely
different, even antithetical, and I was convinced that Tonya
Harding made a lot more sense if you understood something about
where she was raised. I assumed that I wouldn't get to
interview her when I went out to Oregon, so I interviewed
people who cared about her and who lived in her town. It was a
little like studying animal tracks and concluding something
about a creature from the impression it has left behind. I
still wish I could have talked to her, but maybe that will be
another story another time."

The chapter paints an interesting word picture of Tonya, the Fan
Club, Clackamas County, and of the people who live there, and
Gene Saunders the church minister who helped to break the case.
One reviewer said "Susan Orlean's profile of the Tonya Harding
fan club in her book The Bullfighter Checks Her Makeup is one of
the best things I've ever read. I grew up near Tonya, and used to
watch her rehearse at the local mall skating rink, and Orlean
really nails the story of Harding and the area."

Our view: the Tonya stuff is only 11 pages, so it definitely
isn't worth buying it for this alone unless you can pick up a
copy cheap (or also happen to be a Tiffany fan as well as a
Tonyaphile). But it certainly is worth checking out of the
library. It's also available as an e-book from various sources,
and if your library subscribes to Ebrary (or you want to set up
an account yourself at www.ebrary.com - you can view for free and
only get charged for printouts) you can read the relevant pages
on-line.


SKATING WITH DA FISHES - THE USFSA, TOXIC WASTE DISPOSAL, AND
ORGANIZED CRIME

Most of us are aware that top level figure skating is as crooked
as a crankshaft. There were even suggestions that Russian
mobsters were involved in fixing the notorious Pairs result at
the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics. But now the Special Duties
Section has been informed of a mob connection much closer to
home, and it's one that has relevance to the famous incident of
early 1994. In order to understand the link, however, we need to
take a close look at the Michigan trash collection business, an
industry where the garbage isn't the only thing that stinks
badly.

One of the big garbage disposal businesses in the Detroit area is
an outfit by the name of City Management Corporation, a major
player in importing garbage from Canada for disposal. City
Management Corp was at the time headed by one Tony Soave. Not to
be confused of course with Tony Soprano, though it would be an
understandable mistake since as we'll soon see, Mr. Soave has
alot more in common with Tony Soprano than just a similar
sounding name.

For a start, there's the company he keeps. Soave has had links to
Detroit mob figures, including an early 1970s partnership with
Frank Mudaro, described in 1963 U.S. Senate hearings as a section
leader in the Detroit Mafia. Earlier, Mudaro had been a business
partner of William "Black Bill" Tocco, one of the five ruling
dons of the Detroit Mob. Soave has also met regularly with others
in the trash business with dodgy backgrounds, such as John Riggi,
an ex-labor union official alleged to be the boss of the
DeCavalcante crime family in New Jersey. Soave himself was
indicted and arrested in 1971 in a federal gambling conspiracy
investigation, though his case was dismissed on a technicality
because the wiretap was not correctly authorized.

Soave also spends quite alot of time giving out bribes - oops, we
mean "campaign contributions" - to various local politicians. One
of these was former Wayne County Executive Edward H. McNamara who
is currently being investigated on bribery and corruption charges
by the FBI. McNamara's son also works for Power Vac Service Inc,
a company owned by Soave that was also given a lucrative road
sweeping contract by McNamara. Such irregularities and conflicts
of interest are not uncommon in Soave's business dealings. In
late 1991, Soave acquired a landfill from Crawford and Otsego
counties despite another bidder offering 50% more. He also
brought a trash hauling business from another local body
politician.

Then there's the nasty things that happen to his business
competitors. Another one of his companies, Warren Waste Transfer,
was awarded a garbage collection contract - with no competitive
tendering - after a rival company was mysteriously firebombed in
1991. The arsonist, a small-time punk by the name of John Pree,
later claimed that he and his accomplice Carlo Bommarito were
acting under orders from Detroit mob boss Vito Giacalone.
Bommarito and his father, Francesco, a longtime associate of
Giacalone, were later charged with arson and conspiracy. Quirino
D'Alessandro, a crony of Warren Mayor Ronald Bonkowski and who
has also faced illegal gambling and money laundering charges was
fronting for Soave as head of Warren Waste Transfer.

Soave has also been connected with toxic waste dumping. A former
CMC subsidiary, USL-City Environmental Inc, was investigated in
1999 for illegal waste disposal. Employees claimed that large
amounts of untreated toxic waste was routinely dumped down
sewers.

You'll realize by now that Tony Soave isn't a nice guy - indeed,
probably more like a wiseguy. In fact, with a background like
that there's probably only one job he's good for - a place on the
IOC! Either way, you'd assume that he's the sort of character
that a supposedly decent, corruption-hating organization like the
USFSA would run a couple of hundred miles from; after all, this
is the outfit that banned Tonya for life in the interest of
upholding ethics and sportsmanship.

But no. Because as it turns out, CMC was in fact a sponsor of the
1994 US figure skating championships - the same championships
that were the scene of "the whack heard round the world" - and
also provided the dismal security precautions for the event. This
raises an interesting point: how much did the USFSA know of the
questionable background of their sponsor and security people? And
most importantly, was Tonya railroaded by the USFSA to keep this
link out of the public gaze? Clearly it wouldn't be in CMC's best
interest to have the security setup probed too closely.

Remarkably, this isn't the only connection the Mob has to the
case. Recently the SDS was contacted by a local political
candidate and anti-corruption campaigner in Detroit who
unwittingly worked as a chemist for one of these Mob-controlled
garbage companies in the 1980s. He claims that his mother's
electricity meter was bugged by a guy who looks remarkably like a
Portland PI who was instrumental in solving the Kerrigan case.

You get the impression that all of this stuff would make a
fascinating documentary. "Fahrenheit 1/06", anybody?


SIX DEGREES OF TONYA

What does Tonya have in common with Arnold Schwarzenegger? No,
it's not that she's planning to enter politics, though heaven
knows, she could probably do better than some of the real
politicians.

In order to understand the connection it's necessary to take a
trip back in time to the mid 90's when a game known as "The Kevin
Bacon Game" or "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" started to become
popular amongst American university students and movie buffs and
eventually spread to the internet.

The game was originated by three students from Albright College
in Reading, Pennsylvania - Craig Fass, Brian Turtle and Mike
Ginelli - during January 1994. Being winter, it was so cold that
the students would spend alot of time indoors. During this
period, when just about everybody else was watching the Tonya &
Nancy saga develop "we would watch movies and drink beer all
day," says Fass. Ginelli said they had seen Bacon's 1984 movie
"Footloose" on TV one afternoon and later saw a commercial for
Bacon's then current film, "The Air Up There". Impressed with the
actor's productivity, the three film buffs speculated that Bacon
had been in a movie with just about everyone in Hollywood, or
that everyone in Hollywood had been in a movie with someone who
had been in a movie with Bacon. The trio then came up with a game
centered around the concept, which proved so fascinating that
they ended up playing it until 5am in the morning.

The rules of the game are simple: the aim is to find a movie link
between any named actor and Kevin Bacon in as few steps as
possible. For instance, Debra Winger was in "Terms of Endearment"
with Jack Nicholson, who was in "A Few Good Men" with Kevin
Bacon. Meg Ryan was in "Sleepless in Seattle" with Tom Hanks, who
was in "Apollo 13" with Bacon. The theory is that any Hollywood
actor can be connected to Bacon in six or fewer steps.

Then in 1996 a bunch of computer geeks at the University of
Virginia's computer science department took the idea a step
further: using data from the Internet Movie Database, they
created a program that automates the entire process and enables
you to find the connection between any two actors. The site was
named number 10 in a list of the best websites of 1996 by Time
magazine. You can try it yourself at:

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/oracle/

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/oracle/star_links.html

So, what does Portland's princess of the ring and rink have in
common with California's new governor? Well, it turns out that
Kevin Beard, who was a stunt double on Tonya's 1995 action movie
"Breakaway" also did some stuntwork on 2002's Arnie flick
"Collateral Damage". And in case you're wondering, Beard was also
in "JFK" (1991) with Kevin Bacon. So yes, there is also a Tonya-
Kevin Bacon link.

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/cgi-bin/oracle/movielinks?firstname=
Arnold+Schwarzenegger&game=2&secondname=Tonya+Harding

And as for Tonya, we notice that in one of the recent articles
she mentioned something about trying to get back into movies.
Well, here's one film that we're sure Tonya would be very eager
to participate in!

http://www.geocities.com/portice/kjmovie.htm

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VISIT THESE GREAT TONYA WEB SITES:

PortIce - http://www.geocities.com/portice
David House - http://www.tonyaharding.org
Charlie Main - http://www.charliesweb.com/tonya/tonya.html
Puppetboy - http://www.puppetland.com/tonya/
Valerie Smith - http://www.olywa.net/radu/valerie/LilHam.html
Swan Lake - http://members.tripod.com/~TonyaHarding/index.html
Blades of Gold - http://members.tripod.com/tmhfan/index.html
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The Portlandian, the Internet's premier source of Tonya News
November 12, 2004 Edition - ANNUAL BIRTHDAY EDITION
(C) 2004 Portland Ice Skating Society
http://www.geocities.com/portice
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It's that time of year again. And although we haven't got a
present for Tonya we have got one for Tonyaphiles, namely another
issue packed with news of our favorite skater/boxer. In this
issue we announce a new Tonya web site, find out what happened to
Shawn Eckardt (and no, he's not putting in for the James Bond
role now that Brosnan's retiring), expose a previously
undisclosed gangster connection to the Tonya/Nancy incident, and
discover what Tonya has in common with the Governor of California
(or "Kalivornia" as he prefers to call it), amongst other things.
NEW OFFICIAL TONYA WEB SITE TO MAKE ITS DEBUT
First up, we are pleased to report that Tonya will soon once
again have an official web site. Linda Lewis informs us that the
http://www.therealtonya.com
Needless to say this development is long overdue, as Tonya has
been without an official web presence since she was sold out by
Portland cyberpimp Jim Maxey in 1999.
We've also finally done a long-overdue update of our FAQ as well
http://www.geocities.com/portice/tonyafaq.htm
TONYA DRESS FOR AUCTION
An alert Tonyaphile has informed us that one of Tonya's dresses
is up for auction, in this case the black one with gold trim that
http://www.albersheims.com/auction/displayitem.php?item=9&categor
y=Live%20Auction
It's described as being in near mint condition and coming with a
letter of authenticity signed by Tonya herself. Bidding closes on
November 18 (US time), though it's likely to prove expensive as
already one bid of $1000 has been received.
MEDIA ROUNDUP
There's not been much news about Tonya recently, but that's about
to change. Linda tells us that Tonya has just finished a full
interview and photo layout for "Glamour" magazine of the UK which
will come out in January 2005.
There's also an interesting article in Willamette Week today
http://www.wweek.com/print.php?story=5693
Although much of it covers territory that regular followers of
Tonya will already be familiar with, it reveals that Tonya has
taken up archery and that her daily training routine consists of
six miles (10 km) of running, plus a few hours of weights,
sparring and punching-bag work.
"I have put everything behind me," she says. "Whatever I do, I do
to the best of my ability."
"Will I ever get a fair shake?" Tonya asks. We have to wonder.
In addition to the stuff about Tonya, Gillooly and his galoots
also get a mention. Seems he managed to wangle that assault
charge on his previous wife down to a lesser charge and just got
some probation. He's also found yet another woman who's a sucker
for his BS and is currently working as a car salesman.
Would you buy a used car from this guy? Apparently some people
would.
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
More interestingly, the article also discloses what happened to
Shawn Eckardt, Portland's portly "international man of mystery"
who engineered the plot. It appears that like Gillooly he did the
name-change thing and is now operating a computer networking
company in a run-down Gresham apartment complex under the name
Brian Sean Griffith.
His company's web site can be viewed at www.appliedinfosys.com,
complete with it's slogan "imagineering the future" (and if that
doesn't just reek of clichéd late-90's dot-bomb corporate
claptrap, what does?). Oddly enough for a computer networking
specialist, though, there's no e-mail address on the site that we
could find.
Well, computer consulting is the one recission-proof occupation
in the computer field. I knew people in college who started very
successfill IT consulting firms.
As far as computer networking goes, the Tonya/Nancy scandal
spawned the Great Flamewar of 1994. That flamewar is still the
biggest in Internet history. That was when some rabid, and I mean
RABID Tonyaphile posted a pro-Tonya message and cross-posted to
dozens of groups, creating total CHAOS. I have long suspected that
posted was launched from either Sacramento, or from Silicon Valley.
Of course, neither Sacramento, nor the Bay Area is well known for
skating. There is NEVER been a champion skater from either the
Sacramento or San Francisco areas.
Trudi Marrapodi
2004-11-12 19:35:47 UTC
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OK, so I have to kill two birds with one stone here...make fun of Terry
AND of Chuckie, his nemesis.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
It's that time of year again.
That time when the skating season cranks up in earnest, and thus Tonya
Harding has to find a new way to get into the papers.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
And although we haven't got a
present for Tonya we have got one for Tonyaphiles, namely another
issue packed with news of our favorite skater/boxer. In this
issue we announce a new Tonya web site, find out what happened to
Shawn Eckardt (and no, he's not putting in for the James Bond
role now that Brosnan's retiring),
What a shame.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
expose a previously
undisclosed gangster connection to the Tonya/Nancy incident,
LOL.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
and
discover what Tonya has in common with the Governor of California
(or "Kalivornia" as he prefers to call it), amongst other things.
You mean, besides being an embarrassing celebrity who lives out West?
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
NEW OFFICIAL TONYA WEB SITE TO MAKE ITS DEBUT
First up, we are pleased to report that Tonya will soon once
again have an official web site. Linda Lewis informs us that the
http://www.therealtonya.com
Lord knows the world could not do without this.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
Needless to say this development is long overdue, as Tonya has
been without an official web presence since she was sold out by
Portland cyberpimp Jim Maxey in 1999.
And so darned much of importance has been going on in her life since then,
well, how did anyone ever keep up with it? We don't know.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
We've also finally done a long-overdue update of our FAQ as well
http://www.geocities.com/portice/tonyafaq.htm
In this case, FAQ no doubt stands for "Frequently Addressed Quirks."
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
TONYA DRESS FOR AUCTION
An alert Tonyaphile has informed us that one of Tonya's dresses
is up for auction, in this case the black one with gold trim that
http://www.albersheims.com/auction/displayitem.php?item=9&categor
y=Live%20Auction
It's described as being in near mint condition and coming with a
letter of authenticity signed by Tonya herself. Bidding closes on
November 18 (US time), though it's likely to prove expensive as
already one bid of $1000 has been received.
No thanks. I will stick to attempting to collect something from someone
more admirable.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
MEDIA ROUNDUP
There's not been much news about Tonya recently,
But why let that stop her from getting publicity?
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
but that's about
to change. Linda tells us that Tonya has just finished a full
interview and photo layout for "Glamour" magazine of the UK which
will come out in January 2005.
Nude or clothed?
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
There's also an interesting article in Willamette Week today
http://www.wweek.com/print.php?story=5693
Although much of it covers territory that regular followers of
Tonya will already be familiar with, it reveals that Tonya has
taken up archery and that her daily training routine consists of
six miles (10 km) of running, plus a few hours of weights,
sparring and punching-bag work.
"I have put everything behind me," she says. "Whatever I do, I do
to the best of my ability."
Which she sure proved with that pathetic performance she put on at Wollman
Rink last winter and hoodwinked CBS into actually showing live so they
could "commemorate" the 10-year anniversary of The Whack.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
"Will I ever get a fair shake?" Tonya asks. We have to wonder.
Gee, I dunno, Tonya. Maybe when you accomplish something worth getting
excited about again. Come on! Take a whack at it! (oops, bad choice of
words)
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
In addition to the stuff about Tonya, Gillooly and his galoots
also get a mention. Seems he managed to wangle that assault
charge on his previous wife down to a lesser charge and just got
some probation. He's also found yet another woman who's a sucker
for his BS and is currently working as a car salesman.
Would you buy a used car from this guy? Apparently some people
would.
Which just goes to show, Barnum was right.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
More interestingly, the article also discloses what happened to
Shawn Eckardt, Portland's portly "international man of mystery"
who engineered the plot. It appears that like Gillooly he did the
name-change thing and is now operating a computer networking
company in a run-down Gresham apartment complex under the name
Brian Sean Griffith.
"BRIAN"??????? "BRIAN"!?!?!?!?!?????? Dear Lord, you have given me
dreadful news. Of all the aliases this cretin could have adopted, he had
to choose...Brian. At long last, sir, have you left no sense of
decency????
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
His company's web site can be viewed at www.appliedinfosys.com,
complete with it's slogan "imagineering the future" (and if that
doesn't just reek of clichéd late-90's dot-bomb corporate
claptrap, what does?).
More like it reeks of ripping off phrasing that Disney came up with I
don't know how long ago. I believe it was our mousy friends who first came
up with the term "Imagineering" to describe their work.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Post by Terry Hall
Oddly enough for a computer networking
specialist, though, there's no e-mail address on the site that we
could find.
Oh, he'll have one. As soon as he can get the string to tie the two tin
cans together.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Well, computer consulting is the one recission-proof occupation
in the computer field. I knew people in college who started very
successfill IT consulting firms.
And, once again, Chuckie entertains us by spewing yet another one of his
patent lies. Sure, Kristi Yamaguchi is Mexican! Sure, Sarag Hughes is
Australian! And sure, IT is the only recession-proof career in computing!
Bwahahahaha! That Chuckie, you just gotta laugh. Although sometimes you
can't help but feel he has to make his trolls more subtle. I mean, who is
going to believe such blatantly obvious claptrap, right?
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As far as computer networking goes, the Tonya/Nancy scandal
spawned the Great Flamewar of 1994.
Lord knows there were no flamewars on the Internet before that.
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That flamewar is still the
biggest in Internet history. That was when some rabid, and I mean
RABID Tonyaphile posted a pro-Tonya message and cross-posted to
dozens of groups, creating total CHAOS. I have long suspected that
posted was launched from either Sacramento, or from Silicon Valley.
Of course, neither Sacramento, nor the Bay Area is well known for
skating. There is NEVER been a champion skater from either the
Sacramento or San Francisco areas.
Uh, and what was that you were saying about IT again, Chuckie??
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There's a song that reminds us of Eckardt. It's called "Something
Big" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. It's about a guy called
"Speedball" who lives in a seedy hotel overlooking a porno movie
theater. He's always getting mysterious phone calls and going out
and it wasn't no way to carry on,
it wasn't no way to live,
but he could put up with it for a little while,
coz he was workin' on Something Big
That pretty much describes Shawn. Always "workin' on Something
Big" rather than getting a life. We suspect that in another ten
years he'll probably be in another seedy apartment block working
on another "big project".
Something tells me that the "biggest thing" our "Brian" is working on
nowadays is a Dagwood sandwich.
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Of course, it could all be just a front for a "black op" he's
running for the CIA...
True. You never know with our "Brian." *shudder*
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BREWING UP A STORM
The past few months saw the southern part of the United States
hammered by bad weather. It seemed that no sooner than one
hurricane left than another one came along. Which got us thinking
- has there ever been a "Hurricane Tonya"?
Yeah. I mean, if there was, she could get some free publicity out of it
and stuff.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
Well, no. There's never been a Tonya, though there was a Tanya in
1995. The U.S. government's National Hurricane Center explains
all about the naming of hurricanes. There are standard lists of
names that they recycle every few years, except in the case of
major storms when the names get "retired" and replaced with new
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml
And although there's no Tonya, there is a Nancy.
We here at the Special Duties Section think it's grossly unfair
that there's a Nancy but no Tonya. It's just another example of
her getting ripped off by the establishment. "Tonya" would be
such an appropriate name for a hurricane.
True. But hey, has there ever been a Hurricane Brian? I think that's the
real bone of contention here.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
We suggest that Tonyaphiles lobby the NHC to have Tonya put on
the list next time they're adopting new names.
After all, it would give her another excuse to go on TV and milk another
15 minutes out of her "fame."
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AT THE BOOKSTORE: THE BULLFIGHTER CHECKS HER MAKEUP
This book by Susan Orlean, subtitled "My Encounters With
Extraordinary People", features interviews (many of which
appeared previously in the New Yorker magazine) with over 35
interesting people ranging from designer Bill Blass to 15-
minutes-of-fame 80's pop star Tiffany and a 1960's girl group
with the unfortunate name of The Shaggs. And one of the chapters,
"Figures In A Mall" is of interest to us as it deals with Elaine
Stamm's Tonya Harding fan club in Portland. As such it's unique
in that it's one of the few articles about Tonya that
concentrates on Tonyaphiles rather than Tonya herself and offers
an interesting insight into how they handled the crisis and the
sort of people they were.
This actually sounds quite interesting. I'll have to look into it.
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Orlean describes how she came to write about this subject in the introduction
"Writing about Tonya Harding was a different kind of challenge.
She had been in the news constantly after the attack on Nancy
Kerrigan, and it was hard to imagine that there was a story
left about her that hadn't already been told and retold. But I
had noticed that all the newspaper stories mentioned she was
from Portland, Oregon, which wasn't true: She was from
the exurbs twenty miles or so outside of Portland. Because I
used to live in Oregon, I knew the two places were entirely
different, even antithetical, and I was convinced that Tonya
Harding made a lot more sense if you understood something about
where she was raised. I assumed that I wouldn't get to
interview her when I went out to Oregon, so I interviewed
people who cared about her and who lived in her town. It was a
little like studying animal tracks and concluding something
about a creature from the impression it has left behind. I
still wish I could have talked to her, but maybe that will be
another story another time."
The chapter paints an interesting word picture of Tonya, the Fan
Club, Clackamas County, and of the people who live there, and
Gene Saunders the church minister who helped to break the case.
One reviewer said "Susan Orlean's profile of the Tonya Harding
fan club in her book The Bullfighter Checks Her Makeup is one of
the best things I've ever read. I grew up near Tonya, and used to
watch her rehearse at the local mall skating rink, and Orlean
really nails the story of Harding and the area."
It does sound interesting from a sociological standpoint. I'm especially
interested in the pathology of the Tonya fandom, and why so many people
continue to stoutly believe in her version of everything, despite all
evidence to the contrary, and how they react when she eventually (as she
always does) dumps them for any sign of perceived "disloyalty" to her.
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Our view: the Tonya stuff is only 11 pages, so it definitely
isn't worth buying it for this alone unless you can pick up a
copy cheap (or also happen to be a Tiffany fan as well as a
Tonyaphile). But it certainly is worth checking out of the
library. It's also available as an e-book from various sources,
and if your library subscribes to Ebrary (or you want to set up
an account yourself at www.ebrary.com - you can view for free and
only get charged for printouts) you can read the relevant pages
on-line.
Hey, do what most people do. Go to the local bookstore and read to your
heart's content.
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SKATING WITH DA FISHES - THE USFSA, TOXIC WASTE DISPOSAL, AND
ORGANIZED CRIME
Most of us are aware that top level figure skating is as crooked
as a crankshaft.
A fact Tonyaphiles love to use as an excuse for her--only it doesn't wash
so well there.
Post by Elmer J Fudd
There were even suggestions that Russian
mobsters were involved in fixing the notorious Pairs result at
the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics. But now the Special Duties
Section has been informed of a mob connection much closer to
home, and it's one that has relevance to the famous incident of
early 1994. In order to understand the link, however, we need to
take a close look at the Michigan trash collection business, an
industry where the garbage isn't the only thing that stinks
badly.
Must we? *sniff*
Post by Elmer J Fudd
One of the big garbage disposal businesses in the Detroit area is
an outfit by the name of City Management Corporation, a major
player in importing garbage from Canada for disposal. City
Management Corp was at the time headed by one Tony Soave. Not to
be confused of course with Tony Soprano, though it would be an
understandable mistake since as we'll soon see, Mr. Soave has
alot more in common with Tony Soprano than just a similar
sounding name.
For a start, there's the company he keeps. Soave has had links to
Detroit mob figures, including an early 1970s partnership with
Frank Mudaro, described in 1963 U.S. Senate hearings as a section
leader in the Detroit Mafia. Earlier, Mudaro had been a business
partner of William "Black Bill" Tocco, one of the five ruling
dons of the Detroit Mob. Soave has also met regularly with others
in the trash business with dodgy backgrounds, such as John Riggi,
an ex-labor union official alleged to be the boss of the
DeCavalcante crime family in New Jersey. Soave himself was
indicted and arrested in 1971 in a federal gambling conspiracy
investigation, though his case was dismissed on a technicality
because the wiretap was not correctly authorized.
And your point is????
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Soave also spends quite alot of time giving out bribes - oops, we
mean "campaign contributions" - to various local politicians. One
of these was former Wayne County Executive Edward H. McNamara who
is currently being investigated on bribery and corruption charges
by the FBI. McNamara's son also works for Power Vac Service Inc,
a company owned by Soave that was also given a lucrative road
sweeping contract by McNamara. Such irregularities and conflicts
of interest are not uncommon in Soave's business dealings. In
late 1991, Soave acquired a landfill from Crawford and Otsego
counties despite another bidder offering 50% more. He also
brought a trash hauling business from another local body
politician.
(tapping foot, waiting for a point)
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Then there's the nasty things that happen to his business
competitors. Another one of his companies, Warren Waste Transfer,
was awarded a garbage collection contract - with no competitive
tendering - after a rival company was mysteriously firebombed in
1991. The arsonist, a small-time punk by the name of John Pree,
later claimed that he and his accomplice Carlo Bommarito were
acting under orders from Detroit mob boss Vito Giacalone.
Bommarito and his father, Francesco, a longtime associate of
Giacalone, were later charged with arson and conspiracy. Quirino
D'Alessandro, a crony of Warren Mayor Ronald Bonkowski and who
has also faced illegal gambling and money laundering charges was
fronting for Soave as head of Warren Waste Transfer.
Soave has also been connected with toxic waste dumping. A former
CMC subsidiary, USL-City Environmental Inc, was investigated in
1999 for illegal waste disposal. Employees claimed that large
amounts of untreated toxic waste was routinely dumped down
sewers.
So, what you're saying is...somehow, Tonya's been screwed over by
garbage-disposing mobsters in Detroit? Isn't that kind of like being
stalked by professional golfers? Ooh.
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You'll realize by now that Tony Soave isn't a nice guy - indeed,
probably more like a wiseguy. In fact, with a background like
that there's probably only one job he's good for - a place on the
IOC!
No, no, he *must* be made president of the ISU. One of the job
qualifications is being able to be neck-deep in garbage and come out
smelling like a rose.
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Either way, you'd assume that he's the sort of character
that a supposedly decent, corruption-hating organization like the
USFSA would run a couple of hundred miles from; after all, this
is the outfit that banned Tonya for life in the interest of
upholding ethics and sportsmanship.
But no. Because as it turns out, CMC was in fact a sponsor of the
1994 US figure skating championships - the same championships
that were the scene of "the whack heard round the world" - and
also provided the dismal security precautions for the event.
Ah. FINALLY we get to the point. So, where was his rink board? I don't
remember any.
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This
raises an interesting point: how much did the USFSA know of the
questionable background of their sponsor and security people? And
most importantly, was Tonya railroaded by the USFSA to keep this
link out of the public gaze? Clearly it wouldn't be in CMC's best
interest to have the security setup probed too closely.
Just a minute. What you're saying is that Mr. Garbage's people provided
the security for the event--i.e., they allowed Shane Stant to come in and
do his dirty deed and get away. Bad. But they didn't put the baton in his
hand, did they? Nope. Don't think so.
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Remarkably, this isn't the only connection the Mob has to the
case.
The only connection you're saying they have here is in failing to prevent
the attack. It's a BIG leap from there to making them *responsible for
causing* the attack.
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Recently the SDS was contacted by a local political
candidate and anti-corruption campaigner in Detroit who
unwittingly worked as a chemist for one of these Mob-controlled
garbage companies in the 1980s. He claims that his mother's
electricity meter was bugged by a guy who looks remarkably like a
Portland PI who was instrumental in solving the Kerrigan case.
You get the impression that all of this stuff would make a
fascinating documentary. "Fahrenheit 1/06", anybody?
No, more like "Dazed and Confused." How the heck can you imply Tonya's
innocence by saying "Hey, one of the PIs on the Kerrigan case looks like a
guy who supposedly bugged the electricity meter of a mother of a guy who
was a chemist for a garbage company in Detroit that was controlled by the
Mob"? Uh...Yeah. Right. Makes perfect sense. *shaking head*
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SIX DEGREES OF TONYA
What does Tonya have in common with Arnold Schwarzenegger? No,
it's not that she's planning to enter politics, though heaven
knows, she could probably do better than some of the real
politicians.
At bribery and corruption? Maybe.
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In order to understand the connection it's necessary to take a
trip back in time to the mid 90's when a game known as "The Kevin
Bacon Game" or "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" started to become
popular amongst American university students and movie buffs and
eventually spread to the internet.
[snip]
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So, what does Portland's princess of the ring and rink have in
common with California's new governor? Well, it turns out that
Kevin Beard, who was a stunt double on Tonya's 1995 action movie
"Breakaway" also did some stuntwork on 2002's Arnie flick
"Collateral Damage". And in case you're wondering, Beard was also
in "JFK" (1991) with Kevin Bacon. So yes, there is also a Tonya-
Kevin Bacon link.
http://www.cs.virginia.edu/cgi-bin/oracle/movielinks?firstname=
Arnold+Schwarzenegger&game=2&secondname=Tonya+Harding
Oh, heck. Brian Orser has a Kevin Bacon number, too. I think it's like 3
or something. I mean, he was in "Carmen on Ice" with Katarina Witt, who
was in "Jerry Maguire" with Tom Cruise, and which movie were Cruise and
Bacon in together? "A Few Good Men"? There you go.
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And as for Tonya, we notice that in one of the recent articles
she mentioned something about trying to get back into movies.
Well, here's one film that we're sure Tonya would be very eager
to participate in!
http://www.geocities.com/portice/kjmovie.htm
I'm afraid to look. Tell her she can come to Cleveland. Maybe she can get
an extra role in "The Oh in Ohio." "Tonya...I'm on ya...I gotta
Hardly!..."
--
Trudi
one of many Ohioans who appreciates the Cleveland Clinic
Terry Hall
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OK, so I have to kill two birds with one stone here...make fun of Terry
AND of Chuckie, his nemesis.
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It's that time of year again.
That time when the skating season cranks up in earnest, and thus Tonya
Harding has to find a new way to get into the papers.
I presume you'll be popping across the road to watch her boxing match in
Portland during the U.S. nationals in January? It's in the Convention Center,
just over from the Rose Garden where the skating is being held.
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Needless to say this development is long overdue, as Tonya has
been without an official web presence since she was sold out by
Portland cyberpimp Jim Maxey in 1999.
And so darned much of importance has been going on in her life since then,
well, how did anyone ever keep up with it? We don't know.
Subscribe to "The Portlandian", obviously.
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but that's about
to change. Linda tells us that Tonya has just finished a full
interview and photo layout for "Glamour" magazine of the UK which
will come out in January 2005.
Nude or clothed?
It's not that kind of mag.
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Which she sure proved with that pathetic performance she put on at Wollman
Rink last winter and hoodwinked CBS into actually showing live so they
could "commemorate" the 10-year anniversary of The Whack.
She hadn't skated for 18 months.
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THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
More interestingly, the article also discloses what happened to
Shawn Eckardt, Portland's portly "international man of mystery"
who engineered the plot. It appears that like Gillooly he did the
name-change thing and is now operating a computer networking
company in a run-down Gresham apartment complex under the name
Brian Sean Griffith.
"BRIAN"??????? "BRIAN"!?!?!?!?!?????? Dear Lord, you have given me
dreadful news. Of all the aliases this cretin could have adopted, he had
to choose...Brian. At long last, sir, have you left no sense of
decency????
If it's any consolation, he'll probably have to change it to something else
now that his cover's been blown.
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His company's web site can be viewed at www.appliedinfosys.com,
complete with it's slogan "imagineering the future" (and if that
doesn't just reek of clichéd late-90's dot-bomb corporate
claptrap, what does?).
More like it reeks of ripping off phrasing that Disney came up with I
don't know how long ago. I believe it was our mousy friends who first came
up with the term "Imagineering" to describe their work.
I knew it wasn't original. But if it's from Disney it must be dumb and corny
too.
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There's a song that reminds us of Eckardt. It's called "Something
Big" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. It's about a guy called
"Speedball" who lives in a seedy hotel overlooking a porno movie
theater. He's always getting mysterious phone calls and going out
and it wasn't no way to carry on,
it wasn't no way to live,
but he could put up with it for a little while,
coz he was workin' on Something Big
That pretty much describes Shawn. Always "workin' on Something
Big" rather than getting a life. We suspect that in another ten
years he'll probably be in another seedy apartment block working
on another "big project".
Something tells me that the "biggest thing" our "Brian" is working on
nowadays is a Dagwood sandwich.
Actually, he's into something even bigger. Word is that he's got this
e-mail from a government official in Nigeria with $US30 million (thirty
million United States dollars) that needs to be laundered.
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Well, no. There's never been a Tonya, though there was a Tanya in
1995. The U.S. government's National Hurricane Center explains
all about the naming of hurricanes. There are standard lists of
names that they recycle every few years, except in the case of
major storms when the names get "retired" and replaced with new
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml
And although there's no Tonya, there is a Nancy.
We here at the Special Duties Section think it's grossly unfair
that there's a Nancy but no Tonya. It's just another example of
her getting ripped off by the establishment. "Tonya" would be
such an appropriate name for a hurricane.
True. But hey, has there ever been a Hurricane Brian? I think that's the
real bone of contention here.
Doesn't appear to be. An archive search turns up nothing. But has there been
a Hurricane Shawn?
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We suggest that Tonyaphiles lobby the NHC to have Tonya put on
the list next time they're adopting new names.
After all, it would give her another excuse to go on TV and milk another
15 minutes out of her "fame."
Tonya's 15 minutes would have to be the longest in history.
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Our view: the Tonya stuff is only 11 pages, so it definitely
isn't worth buying it for this alone unless you can pick up a
copy cheap (or also happen to be a Tiffany fan as well as a
Tonyaphile). But it certainly is worth checking out of the
library. It's also available as an e-book from various sources,
and if your library subscribes to Ebrary (or you want to set up
an account yourself at www.ebrary.com - you can view for free and
only get charged for printouts) you can read the relevant pages
on-line.
Hey, do what most people do. Go to the local bookstore and read to your
heart's content.
Actually, at 11 pages you probably could read it in the bookstore.
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SKATING WITH DA FISHES - THE USFSA, TOXIC WASTE DISPOSAL, AND
ORGANIZED CRIME
You'll realize by now that Tony Soave isn't a nice guy - indeed,
probably more like a wiseguy. In fact, with a background like
that there's probably only one job he's good for - a place on the
IOC!
No, no, he *must* be made president of the ISU. One of the job
qualifications is being able to be neck-deep in garbage and come out
smelling like a rose.
No, he's too honest for the ISU Presidency, you have to be really sleazy to
get that post. The best he could manage is maybe a dance judge.
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This
raises an interesting point: how much did the USFSA know of the
questionable background of their sponsor and security people? And
most importantly, was Tonya railroaded by the USFSA to keep this
link out of the public gaze? Clearly it wouldn't be in CMC's best
interest to have the security setup probed too closely.
Just a minute. What you're saying is that Mr. Garbage's people provided
the security for the event--i.e., they allowed Shane Stant to come in and
do his dirty deed and get away. Bad. But they didn't put the baton in his
hand, did they? Nope. Don't think so.
Neither did Tonya.
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Remarkably, this isn't the only connection the Mob has to the
case.
The only connection you're saying they have here is in failing to prevent
the attack. It's a BIG leap from there to making them *responsible for
causing* the attack.
We're not saying they caused the attack, just that they may have tried to
shift the blame onto Tonya afterwards.
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Recently the SDS was contacted by a local political
candidate and anti-corruption campaigner in Detroit who
unwittingly worked as a chemist for one of these Mob-controlled
garbage companies in the 1980s. He claims that his mother's
electricity meter was bugged by a guy who looks remarkably like a
Portland PI who was instrumental in solving the Kerrigan case.
You get the impression that all of this stuff would make a
fascinating documentary. "Fahrenheit 1/06", anybody?
No, more like "Dazed and Confused." How the heck can you imply Tonya's
innocence by saying "Hey, one of the PIs on the Kerrigan case looks like a
guy who supposedly bugged the electricity meter of a mother of a guy who
was a chemist for a garbage company in Detroit that was controlled by the
Mob"? Uh...Yeah. Right. Makes perfect sense. *shaking head*
Earth to Trudi... it makes perfect sense. CMC was coming under heavy pressure
from environmentalists in both the US and Canada over its unsound waste
disposal
practices. They went to great pains to disguise the Mafia link, but Detroit
still had a bad image in Canada as a crime haven. What better way to launder
its public image than by sponsoring something nice and wholesome like figure
skating? Then suddenly Jeff and his boys turn up, reinforcing the image of
Detroit as a crime-ridden hell hole full of psychos
bashing sportspeople at random (remember early on this was thought to be the
work of a lone nut).

So the pressure goes on to find the culprit and wrap things up quickly. A
full investigation, especially one that focuses on the lax security at the
event, would inevitably throw attention onto CMC, Soave and his mafia/toxic
waste dumping problems - precisely the opposite of what was intended by
their sponsorship. It's in their interest to shift the focus away from
Detroit to Portland as quickly and much as possible. Tonya becomes a
convenient scapegoat.

Now to be sure, this is just speculation
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SIX DEGREES OF TONYA
So, what does Portland's princess of the ring and rink have in
common with California's new governor? Well, it turns out that
Kevin Beard, who was a stunt double on Tonya's 1995 action movie
"Breakaway" also did some stuntwork on 2002's Arnie flick
"Collateral Damage". And in case you're wondering, Beard was also
in "JFK" (1991) with Kevin Bacon. So yes, there is also a Tonya-
Kevin Bacon link.
http://www.cs.virginia.edu/cgi-bin/oracle/movielinks?firstname=
Arnold+Schwarzenegger&game=2&secondname=Tonya+Harding
Oh, heck. Brian Orser has a Kevin Bacon number, too. I think it's like 3
or something. I mean, he was in "Carmen on Ice" with Katarina Witt, who
was in "Jerry Maguire" with Tom Cruise, and which movie were Cruise and
Bacon in together? "A Few Good Men"? There you go.
Yes, but Tonya's Bacon number is LOWER than Orser's. And her Arnie number is
lower too. So yah boo sucks to you!



Terry Hall
Head of Special Duties Section
Portland Ice Skating Society - New Zealand's Tonya Harding fan club
http://www.geocities.com/portice
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OK, so I have to kill two birds with one stone here...make fun of Terry
AND of Chuckie, his nemesis.
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It's that time of year again.
That time when the skating season cranks up in earnest, and thus Tonya
Harding has to find a new way to get into the papers.
I presume you'll be popping across the road to watch her boxing match in
Portland during the U.S. nationals in January? It's in the Convention Center,
just over from the Rose Garden where the skating is being held.
Uh...no. I'm not going to Nationals either...too rich for my blood. But it
doesn't surprise me in the least that Tonya plans to box across the
street. That is, unless she withdraws at the last minute, claiming death
threats from skating fans vowing revenge on her.
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Needless to say this development is long overdue, as Tonya has
been without an official web presence since she was sold out by
Portland cyberpimp Jim Maxey in 1999.
And so darned much of importance has been going on in her life since then,
well, how did anyone ever keep up with it? We don't know.
Subscribe to "The Portlandian", obviously.
Oh, of course. For all the Tonya news that's fit to...well...
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but that's about
to change. Linda tells us that Tonya has just finished a full
interview and photo layout for "Glamour" magazine of the UK which
will come out in January 2005.
Nude or clothed?
It's not that kind of mag.
One never knows.
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Which she sure proved with that pathetic performance she put on at Wollman
Rink last winter and hoodwinked CBS into actually showing live so they
could "commemorate" the 10-year anniversary of The Whack.
She hadn't skated for 18 months.
Excuse No. 324. Or is that 296?
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THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
More interestingly, the article also discloses what happened to
Shawn Eckardt, Portland's portly "international man of mystery"
who engineered the plot. It appears that like Gillooly he did the
name-change thing and is now operating a computer networking
company in a run-down Gresham apartment complex under the name
Brian Sean Griffith.
"BRIAN"??????? "BRIAN"!?!?!?!?!?????? Dear Lord, you have given me
dreadful news. Of all the aliases this cretin could have adopted, he had
to choose...Brian. At long last, sir, have you left no sense of
decency????
If it's any consolation, he'll probably have to change it to something else
now that his cover's been blown.
Let us pray.
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His company's web site can be viewed at www.appliedinfosys.com,
complete with it's slogan "imagineering the future" (and if that
doesn't just reek of clichéd late-90's dot-bomb corporate
claptrap, what does?).
More like it reeks of ripping off phrasing that Disney came up with I
don't know how long ago. I believe it was our mousy friends who first came
up with the term "Imagineering" to describe their work.
I knew it wasn't original. But if it's from Disney it must be dumb and corny
too.
Yeah, I think calling himself an "imagineer" is definitely the most
corniest thing "Brian" has ever done.
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There's a song that reminds us of Eckardt. It's called "Something
Big" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. It's about a guy called
"Speedball" who lives in a seedy hotel overlooking a porno movie
theater. He's always getting mysterious phone calls and going out
and it wasn't no way to carry on,
it wasn't no way to live,
but he could put up with it for a little while,
coz he was workin' on Something Big
That pretty much describes Shawn. Always "workin' on Something
Big" rather than getting a life. We suspect that in another ten
years he'll probably be in another seedy apartment block working
on another "big project".
Something tells me that the "biggest thing" our "Brian" is working on
nowadays is a Dagwood sandwich.
Actually, he's into something even bigger. Word is that he's got this
e-mail from a government official in Nigeria with $US30 million (thirty
million United States dollars) that needs to be laundered.
Ooh. And he just knows it was sent to him and him alone personally,
because nobody else could possibly handle the operation with the required
discretion. Yeah. Well, we can only hope "Brian" falls for a scam like
that one. Knowing him, though, he's probably *operating* one.
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Well, no. There's never been a Tonya, though there was a Tanya in
1995. The U.S. government's National Hurricane Center explains
all about the naming of hurricanes. There are standard lists of
names that they recycle every few years, except in the case of
major storms when the names get "retired" and replaced with new
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml
And although there's no Tonya, there is a Nancy.
We here at the Special Duties Section think it's grossly unfair
that there's a Nancy but no Tonya. It's just another example of
her getting ripped off by the establishment. "Tonya" would be
such an appropriate name for a hurricane.
True. But hey, has there ever been a Hurricane Brian? I think that's the
real bone of contention here.
Doesn't appear to be. An archive search turns up nothing. But has there been
a Hurricane Shawn?
Or a Hurricane Jeff...er...what'd he change his name to again?
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We suggest that Tonyaphiles lobby the NHC to have Tonya put on
the list next time they're adopting new names.
After all, it would give her another excuse to go on TV and milk another
15 minutes out of her "fame."
Tonya's 15 minutes would have to be the longest in history.
And they just keep going on and on and on...much to the pain of many.
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Our view: the Tonya stuff is only 11 pages, so it definitely
isn't worth buying it for this alone unless you can pick up a
copy cheap (or also happen to be a Tiffany fan as well as a
Tonyaphile). But it certainly is worth checking out of the
library. It's also available as an e-book from various sources,
and if your library subscribes to Ebrary (or you want to set up
an account yourself at www.ebrary.com - you can view for free and
only get charged for printouts) you can read the relevant pages
on-line.
Hey, do what most people do. Go to the local bookstore and read to your
heart's content.
Actually, at 11 pages you probably could read it in the bookstore.
That's what many people do nowadays. Lord knows I wouldn't have dropped a
dime of my own money on Cintra Wilson's poisonous posturing-as-hip
meanderings, even when they revealed how much she DOESN'T know about the
world of skating.
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SKATING WITH DA FISHES - THE USFSA, TOXIC WASTE DISPOSAL, AND
ORGANIZED CRIME
You'll realize by now that Tony Soave isn't a nice guy - indeed,
probably more like a wiseguy. In fact, with a background like
that there's probably only one job he's good for - a place on the
IOC!
No, no, he *must* be made president of the ISU. One of the job
qualifications is being able to be neck-deep in garbage and come out
smelling like a rose.
No, he's too honest for the ISU Presidency, you have to be really sleazy to
get that post. The best he could manage is maybe a dance judge.
Aw, too bad.
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This
raises an interesting point: how much did the USFSA know of the
questionable background of their sponsor and security people? And
most importantly, was Tonya railroaded by the USFSA to keep this
link out of the public gaze? Clearly it wouldn't be in CMC's best
interest to have the security setup probed too closely.
Just a minute. What you're saying is that Mr. Garbage's people provided
the security for the event--i.e., they allowed Shane Stant to come in and
do his dirty deed and get away. Bad. But they didn't put the baton in his
hand, did they? Nope. Don't think so.
Neither did Tonya.
Didn't have to actually put it in his hand; just saying the word was enough.
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Remarkably, this isn't the only connection the Mob has to the
case.
The only connection you're saying they have here is in failing to prevent
the attack. It's a BIG leap from there to making them *responsible for
causing* the attack.
We're not saying they caused the attack, just that they may have tried to
shift the blame onto Tonya afterwards.
What would they care? They're still responsible for providing lousy
security, if that's your point.
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Recently the SDS was contacted by a local political
candidate and anti-corruption campaigner in Detroit who
unwittingly worked as a chemist for one of these Mob-controlled
garbage companies in the 1980s. He claims that his mother's
electricity meter was bugged by a guy who looks remarkably like a
Portland PI who was instrumental in solving the Kerrigan case.
You get the impression that all of this stuff would make a
fascinating documentary. "Fahrenheit 1/06", anybody?
No, more like "Dazed and Confused." How the heck can you imply Tonya's
innocence by saying "Hey, one of the PIs on the Kerrigan case looks like a
guy who supposedly bugged the electricity meter of a mother of a guy who
was a chemist for a garbage company in Detroit that was controlled by the
Mob"? Uh...Yeah. Right. Makes perfect sense. *shaking head*
Earth to Trudi... it makes perfect sense. CMC was coming under heavy pressure
from environmentalists in both the US and Canada over its unsound waste
disposal
practices. They went to great pains to disguise the Mafia link, but Detroit
still had a bad image in Canada as a crime haven. What better way to launder
its public image than by sponsoring something nice and wholesome like figure
skating? Then suddenly Jeff and his boys turn up, reinforcing the image of
Detroit as a crime-ridden hell hole full of psychos
bashing sportspeople at random (remember early on this was thought to be the
work of a lone nut).
And that has anything to do with this because?? Even if it had been the
work of a lone nut, they could have been blamed for letting the lone nut
get in.
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So the pressure goes on to find the culprit and wrap things up quickly.
Which they could have done by settling at Shane, or at Jeff and the Gang
Who Couldn't Shoot Straight, and been done with it. No need to implicate
Tonya. Then again, it still wouldn't absolve them for responsibility for
letting Shane in the building.
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full investigation, especially one that focuses on the lax security at the
event, would inevitably throw attention onto CMC, Soave and his mafia/toxic
waste dumping problems - precisely the opposite of what was intended by
their sponsorship. It's in their interest to shift the focus away from
Detroit to Portland as quickly and much as possible.
Which is what HAPPENED anyway when Jeff and the Gang got the plotting and
execution of the attack blamed on them through their arrest and
conviction. Again, no need to bring in Tonya, and no absolution for them
because they let Shane in the building...but everyone seems to have
forgotten about that anyway.

Who even heard of these guys until now, prior to you and your fellow
conspiracy theorists? Who cared? I never saw any advertising for them when
I was there.
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Tonya becomes a
convenient scapegoat.
Now to be sure, this is just speculation
I'll say it is. Blaming Tonya for any of this would have done absolutely
nothing to get these guys off the hook--IF they were on it in the first
place, which they seem not to be. Now, if *Tonya herself* had been the one
who attacked Nancy, they could have said, "Hey, not our fault--she was a
skater. She had a pass. We had to let her in the building. How were we to
know that if we bothered to check her bag, we'd find an Asp baton in it?"

Naah. Makes no sense to me at all.
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SIX DEGREES OF TONYA
So, what does Portland's princess of the ring and rink have in
common with California's new governor? Well, it turns out that
Kevin Beard, who was a stunt double on Tonya's 1995 action movie
"Breakaway" also did some stuntwork on 2002's Arnie flick
"Collateral Damage". And in case you're wondering, Beard was also
in "JFK" (1991) with Kevin Bacon. So yes, there is also a Tonya-
Kevin Bacon link.
http://www.cs.virginia.edu/cgi-bin/oracle/movielinks?firstname=
Arnold+Schwarzenegger&game=2&secondname=Tonya+Harding
Oh, heck. Brian Orser has a Kevin Bacon number, too. I think it's like 3
or something. I mean, he was in "Carmen on Ice" with Katarina Witt, who
was in "Jerry Maguire" with Tom Cruise, and which movie were Cruise and
Bacon in together? "A Few Good Men"? There you go.
Yes, but Tonya's Bacon number is LOWER than Orser's. And her Arnie number is
lower too. So yah boo sucks to you!
Something tells me neither Brian nor I care about that.
--
Trudi
in the home of the official Crayola "Rock and Roll Raspberry" state
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Your point is?



Terry Hall
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Portland Ice Skating Society - New Zealand's Tonya Harding fan club
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